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Hi I’m Warren
Let me tell you, I’m a really smart guy. My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, as are various other parts of my body. I love the poorly educated. I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things. I’m also honored to have the greatest temperament that anybody has. I’m a very stable genius.

I love a good quote. I’ve been collecting these for years

THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY 

  1. Seeing the people I love happy
  2. Golf
  3. Yoga
  4. Jackie (most of the time)
  5. My sons (most of the time)
  6. Family (most of the time)
  7. Friends (most of the time)
  8. Travel (after the airplane part)
  9. Creating/Making/Designing
  10. Volunteering
  11. Great food
  12. Walks
  13. Nature
  14. My Jetta
  15. Music
  16. Reading
  17. Learning
  18. Growing vegetables
  19. Putting on new socks
  20. Skinny dipping
  21. Bodysurfing
  22. Scuba diving with my family
  23. My tattoos

THINGS THAT DON’T

  1. Waiting in line 
  2. Airplane travel
  3. Traffic, (usually caused by)…
  4. Distracted drivers
  5. Inefficiency
  6. People who have an opinion about everything
  7. Small talk
  8. Snow

WISH I COULD’VE

  1. Seen The Allman Brothers (original version with Duane) in concert
  2. Met Picasso
  3. Known Frank Browne better
  4. Saved my grandmother from an early death
  5. Been a stay at home dad (though my kids are better off that I wasn’t!)

THINGS THAT I WANT TO DO

  1. Go on a silent retreat
  2. Visit East Asia
  3. Visit Costa Rica
  4. Live outside the U.S.
  5. Be a grandparent
  6. Be a full time artist
  7. Teach college-level design
  8. Many others that shall remain nameless here

Some of many influences from popular culture