Hi I’m Warren
Let me tell you, I’m a really smart guy. My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, as are various other parts of my body. I love the poorly educated. I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things. I have the best words. I’m also honored to have the greatest temperament that anybody has. I’m a very stable genius*.

I love great quotes. I’ve been collecting these over the years

I like lists

THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY 

  • Seeing the people I love happy
  • Golf
  • Yoga
  • Jackie (most of the time)
  • My sons (most of the time)
  • Family (most of the time)
  • Friends (most of the time)
  • Travel (after the airplane part)
  • Creating/Making/Designing
  • Volunteering
  • Great food
  • Walks
  • Nature
  • My Jetta
  • Music
  • Reading
  • Learning
  • Growing vegetables
  • Putting on new socks
  • Skinnydipping
  • Bodysurfing
  • Scuba diving with my family
  • My tattoos
  • The Price is Right – Showcase round

THINGS THAT DON’T

  • Waiting in line 
  • Airplane travel
  • Traffic, (usually caused by)…
  • Distracted drivers
  • Inefficiency
  • People who have an opinion about everything
  • Snow
  • Micromanagers
  • Trump

WISH I COULD’VE

  • Seen The Allman Brothers (original version with Duane) in concert
  • Met Picasso
  • Known Frank Browne better
  • Saved my grandmother from an early death
  • Been a stay at home dad (though my kids are better off that I wasn’t!)

THINGS THAT I WANT TO DO

  • Go on a silent retreat
  • Travel to more countries (some top-of-mind):
    • Thailand
    • Vietnam
    • Indonesia
    • Costa Rica
    • Ecuador
    • Fiji
    • Japan
  • Live outside the U.S.
  • Be a grandparent
  • Be a full time artist
  • Teach college-level design
  • Walk across England
  • Truly dance like nobody’s watching
  • Some others that shall remain nameless here

Some of many influences from popular culture

*A compilation of quotes from The Orange Dimwit (aka The Orange Monster, aka Donald, aka President of The United States)