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Hi I’m Warren
Let me tell you, I’m a really smart guy. My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, as are various other parts of my body. I love the poorly educated. I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things. I’m also honored to have the greatest temperament that anybody has. I’m a very stable genius.

THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY 

  1. Seeing the people I love happy
  2. Golf
  3. Yoga
  4. Jackie (most of the time)
  5. Family (most of the time)
  6. Friends (most of the time)
  7. Travel (after the airplane part)
  8. Creating/Making/Designing
  9. Volunteering
  10. Great food
  11. Walks
  12. Nature
  13. My Jetta
  14. Music
  15. Reading
  16. Learning
  17. Growing vegetables
  18. Putting on new socks
  19. Skinny dipping
  20. Bodysurfing
  21. Scuba diving with my family
  22. My tattoos

THINGS THAT DON’T

  1. Waiting in line 
  2. Airplane travel
  3. Traffic
  4. (usually caused by) Distracted drivers
  5. Inefficiency
  6. People who have an opinion about everything
  7. Small talk
  8. Snow

WISH I COULD’VE

  1. Seen The Allman Brothers (original version with Duane) in concert
  2. Met Picasso
  3. Known Frank Browne better
  4. Saved my grandmother from an early death
  5. Been a stay at home dad (though my kids are better off that I wasn’t!)

THINGS THAT I WANT TO DO

  1. Go on a silent retreat
  2. Visit East Asia
  3. Visit Costa Rica
  4. Live outside the U.S.
  5. Be a grandparent
  6. Be a full time artist
  7. Teach college-level design

Some of many influences from popular culture