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Hi I’m Warren
Let me tell you, I’m a really smart guy. My fingers are long and beautiful. I love the poorly educated. I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things. I have the best words. I’m also honored to have the greatest temperament that anybody has. I’m a very stable genius. It is what it is*.

I love great quotes. I’ve been collecting these over the years
My take on people

A few of us
are shining lights of love.

Some of us
are self-serving, power-hungry, mean pieces of shit.

Most of us
want to do the right thing.

All of us
can do better.

My latest musical interests
I like lists


  • Seeing the people I love happy
  • Golf
  • Yoga
  • Art
  • Jackie
  • My sons
  • Family
  • Friends
  • Travel (after the airplane part)
  • Creating/Making/Designing
  • Volunteering
  • Great food
  • Hiking
  • Hiking while a little stoned
  • The ocean
  • My car
  • Music
  • Reading
  • Learning
  • Vegetable gardening
  • Bodysurfing
  • Scuba diving with my family
  • My tattoos
  • The Price is Right – Showcase round
  • Drumming


  • Waiting in line
  • Airplane travel
  • Traffic, (usually caused by)…
  • Distracted drivers
  • Inefficiency
  • People who have an opinion about everything
  • Snow
  • Micromanagers
  • Leafblowers
  • Fascists


  • Seen The Allman Brothers (original version with Duane) in concert
  • Met Picasso
  • Known Frank Browne better
  • Saved my grandmother from an early death
  • Been a stay at home dad (though my kids are better off that I wasn’t!)


  • Go on a silent retreat
  • Travel to more countries (some top-of-mind):
    • Thailand
    • Vietnam
    • Indonesia
    • Costa Rica
    • Ecuador
    • Fiji
    • Japan
  • Live outside the U.S.
  • Be a grandparent
  • Be a full time artist
  • Teach college-level design
  • Walk across England
  • Truly dance like nobody’s watching
My name as colors
Warren as colors
Some of many cultural influences

*A mashup of quotes from The Orange Monster (aka Seditionist, aka Fascist, aka Racist, aka 45th President of The United States)